Friendship ~ I like this one - None of that Sissy Stuff..
1. When you are sad ~ I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
3. When you smile ~ I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When you are scared ~ I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.
5. When you are worried ~ I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6.. When you are confused ~ I will try to use only little words.
7.. When you are sick ~ Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall ~ I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up.
9. This is my oath .... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask ~ because you are my friend.
I borrowed this one from a friend - Thanks Etta!
ReplyDeleteI like this very much Pinkim. All of the sentiment with none of that messy emeotional stuff!
ReplyDeleteThanks!
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